We all have our own rituals and processes when it comes to preparing for a motorcycle ride. We play with bike setup, gear selection, maintenance duties, maybe glance at a road map or two. As a motor cop, I too have a process as I prepare for a tour out on the beat. But rather than pontificate on all the finer points of my program, I thought it might be fun if, in this Motor School installment, I walked you through some prep so that next weekend you could come on a ride-along with me. The good news? I already handled the heavy lifting by getting the motor unit to promise to keep wisecracks to a minimum, so now all we need to do is get you ready. Plus, you might find some of this stuff helpful when you plan your next big ride. You in? Great!
First, the nitty gritty. We’re going to be working a 3 p.m. to 3 a.m. special detail next Saturday and Sunday because it’s a fall-break weekend and command staff, in anticipation of things getting a little wild out there, has “voluntold” the motor unit to contribute a few bodies to bolster deployment, so that means us too. But before I go any further, I brought donuts to help keep us razor sharp, so grab a napkin.
Now, from a mental standpoint, next weekend will be different than a typical motorcycle outing in and around town that you normally experience. What I mean is that our regular outings usually find us hovering somewhere around a 4th-grade intellect but with far less focus and clarity. But today our role is that of public servant, sworn to protect and serve. In other words, the title of “police officer” comes first, and that of “motorcycle rider” falls a very distant second. That means we will be looking, watching, listening, and interacting with our environment in ways you were never asked or required to as a rider. Don’t get me wrong; it won’t be so hyper-intense that we’re anywhere close to graduating 4th grade. Maybe think of it as a mid-week math class with a pop quiz on the docket. You know, show up on time, sit down, and stop horsing around. What, the bear claw? Check the yellow bag with the little bears on it…
Okay, some logistics: Dress for the crash, but also be able to run, jump, fight, and swim. And make sure you have plenty of layers at the ready, because its gonna be hot mid-afternoon and cold by midnight. Pack a balaclava and rain gloves too, along with a clear shield. Also pack sunblock and water. Sometimes we have time to grab a bite but sometimes not, so bring food. I’ll have a trauma kit, but bring a first aid kit with you, along with your tools and battery jump-pack. Bring your emergency medical and contact info in your helmet and wallet too. In short, we are preparing for the apocalypse, but with minimal snacks or potty breaks.
We’ll be riding lots of unpredictable roadway: dirt, wet, old pavement, gravel, beach sand, steep hills. Since it’s all city stuff, I like a little more compliance and grip, so I air down just a smidge, maybe 3-5 psi below normal. Still, make sure to bring a tire plug kit, tire gauge, and inflator so we have options. And you’re an AMA member, right? They have great roadside assistance if we need it.
While motor cops typically ride next to each other, side-by-side when traveling from one place to another, you and me will be riding staggered at the back of the stack. I’ll stay in the forward position in the left wheel track of the lane, you stay in the right track a few bike lengths behind me. This just gives us more options if we need to take evasive measures, and that side-by-side stuff is really tricky unless you practice it a lot. And no matter what, do not put your left foot down in the middle portion of the lane at intersections when we come to a stop. That’s what we call “dirty foot,” because it’s the portion of the lane where all the grease and dirt accumulates. Trust me, the motors will give us a substantial verbal lashing if they see you do it.
Hmmm, what else. Let’s go over some safety stuff. If I initiate a traffic stop and pull a vehicle over, I’ll need you to lay back and wait somewhere safe. That said, if you see that I’m clearly in physical distress and you’re pretty sure I need help, feel free to mosey on over and lend a hand. I’m not saying you have to get involved, and I wouldn’t want you to get a cramp from all those donuts, but I think it’s safe to say most cops wouldn’t wave off life-saving assistance from a well-intentioned citizen.
Also, while we’re together I’ll be listening to all city communication through my helmet, so I’m not ignoring your awesome Bazooka Joe jokes, I’m just determining if I need to respond to an emergency request for help somewhere in the city. A few years back a call went out about a swimmer in distress off the east side of the Ventura pier, and because I was on my BMW RT-P, I was able to squirt around downtown traffic, get onto the pier, dodge some angry fishermen, and climb over the railing in time to make a successful water rescue. Of course, these situations are exceedingly rare, but because motor cops can get anywhere faster than any other first responder, we need to prepare our minds for that possibility when we roll around on the bikes.
Speaking of the pier, this is a beach city, so there are lots of pedestrians, surfers, bicyclists, motorcyclists, and random tourists everywhere. We will need to pay extra attention to the late afternoon sunlight, because the glare will be directly in our eyes as we head westbound and that, coupled with the ocean glare, will easily blind us. To help with this, I run a thin strip of electrical tape along the very bottom of the sunshield on my modular helmet so I can block out the sun – a poor man’s visor of sorts. Maybe set that up and try it out before next weekend. Speaking of glare, pack some anti-glare glasses if you have some because between new brighter headlights on the road and our pupils’ dilation at night, they really help with vision and overall safety while we ride.
And like any fun beach town shortly after that delightful last call of 0200 hours, we will be sharing the road with sozzled drivers. In anticipation for this unfortunate eventuality, we’re going to slow down quite a bit more than usual when we visually clear intersections. But regardless of where we are in the city or what time of day it is, let’s just assume and plan that every car everywhere will try to hit us. And by “assume,” I mean if our wheels are in motion, we have our heads on a swivel looking for threats, we are ready to execute evasive maneuvers, we’re covering the front brake, and we’re cerebrally resetting repeatedly. Bottom line, we should be completely brain fried by the end of our shifts next weekend.
Now relax, were gonna have a great time. I’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. After all, if my 4th-grade math is correct, it’s your turn to buy donuts next time we ride to Rolling Pin.
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